This Husband’s Witty Comeback Will Leav
My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower,
“Babe, shut the curtains,
I don’t want the neighbours to see me naked.”
“Don’t worry,” I said,
“If the neighbours see you naked,
My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower,
“Babe, shut the curtains,
I don’t want the neighbours to see me naked.”
“Don’t worry,” I said,
“If the neighbours see you naked,
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