NFL Drops Bad Bunny, Picks Kid
1. NFL Drops Bad Bunny
In a satire-style twist, the NFL has replaced Bad Bunny with Kid Rock as its Super Bowl halftime performer.
Critics claimed Bad Bunny’s appearance would be “an attack on American values” and
“a confusing reminder that Puerto Rico is technically part of America.”
Roger Goodell said fans wanted “less global reggaeton, more mullets and monster trucks.”
2. Fans React
Bad Bunny supporters argued he would attract worldwide viewers, but a loud online minority insisted,
“This is football, not salsa night at Applebee’s.” The NFL quickly reversed course.
3. Kid Rock’s Over-the-Top Plan
Kid Rock promised a wild show: “the loudest, drunkest,
most unapologetically American thing anyone’s ever seen,”
adding, “This isn’t just music. It’s democracy with a drum kit.”
4. Aftermath
Bad Bunny shrugged it off, posting: “Guess I’ll just headline three more world tours while Kid Rock screams at a monster truck.”
Analysts say the NFL traded global appeal for pure patriotic spectacle.
