Whoopi Goldberg Suspended Indefinitely by ABC After
1. Satirical Scandal on The View
In this fictional satire, ABC suspends Whoopi Goldberg after a
sharp remark about Charlie Kirk during a memorial segment.
She joked, “I don’t see why we need to build him statues…
when his podcast already took up enough space in people’s heads.”
ABC called her comments “unacceptable, insensitive, and frankly, not even funny.”
2. Chaos Behind the Scenes
The reaction is exaggerated for comedic effect:
Joy Behar panics, asking, “Should I start packing my desk plant?”
and an anonymous producer claims,
“We were just waiting for her to say something like this.”
3. Political Outrage
Politicians in this satirical world pounce, with Donald Trump declaring,
“Whoopi has been a disaster,” while JD Vance insists ABC “did the right thing.”
4. Fallout and Absurd Aftermath
Goldberg appears wearing a shirt reading
“Indefinitely Fabulous,” as rumors spread about new projects
like a podcast titled View From the Bench.
